February 2012
26 posts
This is how I chat with Meatball, my cat.
MEOW.
FUCK OFF.
Wait, how do I chat with people?
That Olive Garden joke is hilariously snobby.
I don't see a list of people to chat with, like, Beyonce, for example.
Hello! I hit the new "Chat" button!
Hello?
Hello?
‘Bully’ doc loses ‘R’ rating appeal; Weinstein Co.... →
FOR FUCK’S SAKE, MPAA, YOU CUNTING MOTHERLESS WHORE-HUMPING CHOAD-GUZZLING TAINT-SNIFFERS. PULL THE BANANAS OUT OF YOUR GAPING ASSHOLES AND LEARN THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “R-RATED” LANGUAGE LIKE MINE AND WHAT IS MOST LIKELY SOFTER LANGUAGE USED IN A MUCH DIFFERENT CONTEXT IN A FILM AIMING TO HELP YOUNG PEOPLE. DO THE RIGHT FUCKING THING FOR ONCE AND THEN YOU CAN GO BACK TO...
Ever since "Interactions" started on Twitter, I...
Previously on Downton Abbey
I will never walk again. I CAN WALK. Let’s get married! No, let’s get married first! Let’s get married secretly! Let’s run away get married double secretly! I mustn’t kiss the help again. I feel funny. I feel funny too. Me too. LIGHTNING SPANISH FLU ROUND. I feel fine. No, wait, I don’t. Oh no, I’m dead, we can’t get married. Marry the other one...
Shut the fuck up.
RT @adamlevine: It’s much more interesting to embrace who you really are rather than waste energy pretending to be someone else. — BestAt (@BestAt)
Scary Scary Drugs: Professional Athlete Used... →
retrobaseball:
Via the Boston Globe: “Dennis ‘Oil Can’ Boyd’s new tell-all book, ‘They Call Me Oil Can: My Life in Baseball,’ which hits bookstores in June, should be a blockbuster if the stories are similar to what the former Red Sox pitcher told WBZ’s Jon Miller yesterday at JetBlue Park. Boyd, who spent eight of his 10 major league seasons with the Red Sox, admitted he was under the influence...
“Let me break it down for you: she’s writing herself into existence. She’s giving...”
– Liz Phair, defending Lana Del Rey. Fuckin’ A.
I’ve been trying to figure out what it is about this album that is so alluring. It wasn’t until I read this op-ed that I realized it: Just as Liz Phair’s Exile in Guyville first got me with its unapologetic titillation and PJ Harvey’s Happy and Bleeding...
Here is my Pinterest. See if you can guess the... →
