WHY ARE YOU LOOKING SO GLUM, CHUM? COULD IT BE THAT YOU TRIED TO ESCAPE OUT THE FRONT DOOR AGAIN TO GOD KNOWS WHERE, AND THEN YOU FOUND OUT IT WAS RAINING AND CAME CRAWLING BACK? MAYBE SANTA SHOULD GET YOU A WETSUIT FOR CHRISTMAS. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, STEVE MCQUEEN.
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU GOING ANYWAY? COULD IT HAVE BEEN TO FIND YOUR BALLS THAT WERE REMOVED SO LONG AGO? LET ME GIVE YOU A CLUE AS TO THEIR WHEREABOUTS, VERONICA MARS. HOW ABOUT A LANDFILL IN WHITTIER? THE SECRET INGREDIENT ADDED TO THE DIM-SUM AT IMPERIAL GARDENS? DWELL ON THAT, UNLESS YOU’RE TRYING TO FOCUS YOUR “MIND-POWERS” ON STOPPING THE RAIN AGAIN.
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